![]() ![]() ![]() Hello, Directors! It is I, Hans von Smallhausen! You might remember me, for I have worked as your administrative assistant during Salvation War: Part Deux! Those were the times, when we abused the untermenschen and had them build weapons of terror for the Fuhrer, ja? Ha, ha!Īnyways, I now reside in Stenchia. Super Secret Message: Rules Of Competition wrote: The Zenobian director will also be shot or sent to a gulag if he fails. The benefits are outrageous, the pay is incredible, the fame will be great. Do realize that positions will be awared ona first come, first served basis, since both nations need to get into gear fast, and will not have time to check the qualifications very thoroughly. We can have as many people as we want here, and boy will we need a lot.Īpply below by posting your name and desired position. ![]() ![]() The insane fuckers who will ride the rockets. They can have one or more people in charge. Men in charge: both Murca (America) and Zenobia (USSR) require people to lead their nationalistic dick-waving contests. Let the best man win!īut first, of course, we need to build a roster. I will implement the decisions of the people in charge of both space programs, record the carnage that results and post them. The computer game is characterized by being completely broken in single player, as the failure rates are extreme yet not touching the computer, so you are screwed unless you save scum.īut this will be a two-side standoff! There will be death, there will be failures, there will be rockets blowing up on the pads! On both sides, all the time! For those who don't know, it's a computer version of the board game called Liftoff, where you manage a Soviet or American space program. So, I want to propose a forum-based game of Buzz Aldrin's Race Into Space. Finding such insane idiots larger than life heroes would probably be difficult indeed. Also, explosions.īut before they flipped their opponents the bird, the two mighty nations would have to decide who to appoint to the role of "the guy charged with proving to the other guys we're the best".Īlso, someone would probably have to straddle the mighty steel tubes full of high explosives to plant a flag in lunar soil and do the actual bird flipping. Lots of rockets, and macho exploits in outer space. Hell yeah! Unfortunately, since there was cold dead space between Earth and the Moon, both nations would have to work at it. They both thought long and hard about how to do this, and while some Murcans wanted to try this newfangled "nuclear war" thingie, most thought this a little too over the top.īut if not by annihilation of millions in nuclear fire, then how to prove that one nation had the bigger of two dicks? How to show which country was the more manly and well-oiled one? Zenobia, on the other hand, must prove the superiority of communistic thought and worker's liberation and universal healthcare to the moustache-twirling Murcans. They kinda have a lot of tanks and nukes, though, so Murca will settle for humilitating them a bit. Murca, fresh after its victory in Salvation War: Part Deux, where it saved the stupid cowardly Stenchies and Anglians from the evil Thanasians, is crossing eyes with the communoids from Zenobia - who might have helped a bit with the war, yeah, but are freedom-hating communoids and must be destroyed. Murca and Zenobia, two terrifyngly powerful and also incredibly ideologically stubborn nations, are engaged in yet another contest of nationalistic chest-beating and dick-waving. ![]()
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